SEE: Five English Language Movies set in Istanbul

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SEEPeople say that cities have a personality. I disagree. For me a city has a genre. A category of literature or movies that jumps to mind when you think of the city. For me, London is a gangster film, New York is a romantic comedy, Rome is a screwball comedy, Yorkshire is a horror movie and Paris is a car chase movie. Why? Not sure. But if I was told to write a movie set in any of those places, that would be the genre I would jump to.

And Istanbul? Istanbul is a spy movie. Full of labyrinthine streets, dark alleys, rooftops ripe for foot chases, Istanbul can’t help but give off the vibe that some secret stuff is happening behind closed doors and, any minute now, the person you least suspected is going to reveal himself to be a Russian assassin.

This theory was given some credence when I sought to compile a list of five English-language movies set in Istanbul. The five I chose were a movie about a retired CIA man trying to rescue his kidnapped family, a movie set in the 1970s about Cold War politics and espionage, and three James Bond movies. It doesn’t get more spy movie than that.

download (1)Skyfall (2012)

Skyfall is the most recent film on this list, and it was being filmed while I lived in Turkey. Being far behind on the news though, I only realised Bond was in town when he already had left for Fethiye, so no chance of my smiling face being in the back of any shots. The sequence set in Istanbul is only twelve minutes long and at least five of those minutes were filmed with Adana functioning as the outskirts of Istanbul. The scenes set in Eminönu feature an exhilarating motorcycle chase across the top of the Grand Bazaar before Bond and his prey smash their way into the Bazaar itself. More so than Taken 2, the movie manages to show a lively and exciting Eminönu, full of stalls and shoppers, all trying to stay out of the way of the action, while also standing around rubber-necking in true Turkish style. The brief time spent in Istanbul is action-packed but, as my wife pointed out to me when we were stuck in traffic trying to leave the cinema, the idea of any kind of a car chase in Istanbul traffic is laughable.

taken_2_poster_1-593x889Taken 2 (2012)

Taken 2, for me, was a wasted opportunity. I don’t mean it was wasted in the sense of narrative because, realistically, other than repeating the formula this movie really had nowhere else to go. I felt it was wasted because it went for a stereotypical view of Istanbul (and this part of the world) rather than trying to show Istanbul as a modern, vibrant city. It was like they looked at a map and saw that Turkey is middle-east adjacent, then they thought, right, make every female extra dress in the most traditional wardrobe we can find, have the call to prayer ring out every two minutes and make sure that a mosque is visible in every shot. The action confines itself to Sultanahmet and Eminonu and, though it is all photographed beautifully, the film misses the opportunity for a car chase down Istiklal or some kind of crazy metro-based fist fight. Guess I’ll have to wait forTaken 3.

world_is_not_enough_ver4_xlgThe World is Not Enough (1999)

The World is Not Enough is one of my favourite Bond movies and one that I have seen a great number of times. In the lead up toSkyfall’s release I read an article about all the Bond films set in Istanbul and was really surprised to read that the climax to this movie is set here and that I hadn’t recognised it. The finale of the movie is all about Bond trying to stop the launching of a submarine from the Maiden’s tower. You don’t really see any more of Istanbul than the skyline and the Bosphorus but I did get a big goofy smile on my face when Bond escapes from the exploding submarine and has to flag down a Bosphorus ferry for a lift. Earlier in the movie there are scenes that are meant to be set at a palace in Azerbaijan but the establishing shot clearly shows the gorgeous Küçüksu Palace instead. Being able to smugly smirk when I saw the palace made me very happy as I got to indulge in two of my favourite activities: watching movies and being smug.

Tinker-Tailor-Soldier-Spy-Poster_6Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

This incredible spy film has a brief flashback set in 1970s Taksim. The scenes set in Istanbul are mostly interiors, but when the action goes outside the filmmakers have done an incredible job of 70s-ising the city. The cars, technology and fashion all combine to further cement the illusion of seeing into Istanbul’s past. As with all the films on this list (save for Skyfall) a Bosphorus ferry plays a part. In this film there is a gorgeous scene of Tom Hardy standing on the deck of a ferry as it cruises along the water, the city flashing by in the background, full of secrets and the promise of adventure.

007russia (1)From Russia With Love (1963)

I think this is my favourite of this list and the one with the best depiction of Istanbul. Made in the 1960s, this film offers Istanbullus a chance to look back on the city as it was fifty years ago. For example, the scenes set around the Hagia Sophia are incredible in that there are barely any people or buildings around the site when today that area is one of the more bustling parts of this city. Like Tinker Tailor, this movie shows Istanbul to be a square on a greater Cold War chess board with people moving in and out of the game while trying to outthink and out fight their opponents. As exciting as it was to see James Bond motorcycle his way through the Grand Bazaar, there is something much cooler and more satisfying about watching an impeccably dressed Sean Connery saunter through the bazaar to meet a shady contact named Kerim Bey. Of the five I have listed, this is the must-watch for two reasons. One: because it’s a great film and two: because it’s almost a historical document of this great city during the Cold War and the 1960s.

A dishonourable mention goes to Argo (another espionage movie) which does feature a brief scene in Istanbul, however, that scene has Ben Affleck entering the Blue Mosque but, when we follow him inside, the interior shots are of the Hagia Sophia. For that, and the fact I didn’t want to watch it again, I kept it from the list.

SEE: Russell Brand

SEEA conversation between me and the little lady about Katy Perry’s musical merits (against them) somehow evolved into a conversation about her boobs (for them: yes, I am the Geoffrey Boycott of the blogosphere) and things turned to her past hubby, Russell Brand.

She mentioned he was coming to Istanbul for a concert and before she had finished the sentence I had my credit card out and was closing a picture of Katy Perry and getting onto Biletex to purchase a ticket.

I have no idea how the other board members of The Istanbulletin feel about Brand: he does tend to polarize. I was introduced to him years ago (not personally: I am not sure if I want to meet any celebrities. They strike me as high maintenance) and immediately fell for his puckish, self-knowing weirdness.

He had a podcast which was probably rightly cancelled when he cold called Andrew Sachs, a venerable English actor, most famous for the incompetent Manuel from Fawlty Towers, to tell the old man that he (Brand) had nailed his (Sachs’) granddaughter in a three-way.

Despite the ignominious end, that podcast often had me sorting and laughing to myself on the long train ride from the inner west of Sydney to its extreme north. I have a lot of time for people who make me laugh.

downloadBrand is funny, and confuses many people in mainstream media. He is extremely articulate, and if he had any academic credibility or would stop wearing cowboy boots his point of view would get taken more seriously.

His concept for the tour is The Messiah Complex, where he ruminates charisma and how it can be good, can be bad. It is exciting that we are getting big live acts in Turkey. Supporting Brand might go some way to getting other big comedy names out here.

You can buy tickets for Brand’s upcoming show here.

SEE: Turkish Music – Tarkan ‘Şımarık’

SEEWhen I was young my parents used to bring me to Turkey quite regularly over the summer. We stayed in Marmaris, Kalkan and Fetihye (if I’m not remembering properly, I’m sure my mum will correct me when she reads this).

One year I remember visiting Turkey and everywhere we went we would hear a song. It was stupidly catchy and omnipresent whether we were in restaurants or on boats or in bazaars.

That song was by an artist called Tarkan. Tarkan is like Turkish Elvis or Michael Jackson and though a lot of my co-workers roll their eyes if I mention him he still seems to be very popular and a lot of that popularity is because of a song called Şımarık.

If you feel like you know this song it’s possibly because of Holly Valance’s English language cover of it or because you visited or lived in Turkey in the nineties.

When I first heard this song (In 1997) I was hooked and actually bought the cassette of the album for my Walkman (other albums on that trip were Paul McCartney: All the Best and Aerosmith: 9 Lives and I think that was the trip where I read all of the 2001: A Space Odyssey books and tried to bleach my hair and ended up a ginger and just won at life in general) and played the tape compulsively though I now have no recollection of any of the other songs.

As far as pop music goes its pretty inoffensive and I have to admit if I was out in the city and this came on I would be all over that dance floor like a fiend, blowing kisses and telling people about 2001: A Space Odyssey and just not giving a solitary shit!

That pale, skeletal hunk of man on the right is me aged 13.

That pale, skeletal hunk of man is me aged 13 enjoying the Turkish sun and presumably fighting of the chicks with a stick.

How about you guys? What Turkish music do you like? What albums should I be listening to and understanding one in every five words of? Leave a comment below and tell us your musical tastes.

Turkish Movie Star Looks Loads Like Ron Swanson

DSC05000Bought a notebook from a stationary shop in Beşiktaş and noticed the movie poster on the cover seemed to show Turkish Ron Swanson. I then went out and ate a steak and drank some scotch.